The Little General gathers his troops for a playoff-bound adventure. He encourages his team to Diop and Pops it like it's hot. As the team soars through the league like a Jet, the General reminds them they will not fall off the Dampier this year. They're going all the way. The General pumps the team, but suddenly shouts, "By George, I have a plan. We'll make a Mbenga impact in the finals this year. Each and Avery game we are getting Croshere to the finals!" When they start playing Dirty the crowd roars "Stack[dat]House!" After last year's loss, our boys are Mo Ager than ever. They will win the finals in four, not Devin. They will have a Greg-arious season - Jose, can you see the light at the end of this tunnel boys? Howard they going to achieve this dream? They will grab their Johnsons and play like hell. When that trophy's finally theirs, we will all smoke some Cubans and celebrate. They will Harris each and Avery team all the way to the end. As the boys are pumped and ready for success, a yell from the locker room erupts....Where the hell is "Pops?" Jet replies, "Ain't he the coach of the Clippers now?!"
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