Just a Jealous Fat Bastard

Shaq says the recent MVP awards are ‘tainted.’

‘I don't know what y'all vote for,' the Heat center says of the 'last four or five years.' Steve Nash can and does carry his team. Go on a diet, fatty, and perhaps you can, one day, carry your team and earn an MVP.

According to the BMI, you're the most obese player in the NBA. Fish-eyed fool betta recognize!