Deeeeeng!

Are those tears of defeat OR tears of joy for Luol Deng, Mr. Dickwade? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Do We Believe?

Do we believe in anything - like, say, moving on to Round 2? Do we believe we can beat the Warriors? Do we believe we can win it all? Do we believe that we can believe? What do we believe? The Mavs don't care, so why should I?

RIP Miami Heat (swept in 4). Poor dickwade and fish-eyed shaq. Perhaps the Mavs will get the big e in Round 1, too and that'll be a first since 1957 or something. They are S-U-C-K-i-n-g.

Thanks MToddL for the A-W-E-S-O-M-E pic!

ha ha HA!

Uh oh. Setback #389 for the Miami Heat. Thanks to Shane Battier, the "leader" of the Heat (aka dickwade) went down with a dislocated shoulder. Looks like it's time for Shaq to get out of the "ease back into it" mode. It's time for Shaq to get into the "carry the damn team on his back" mode. I'm curious to see whether or not Shaq still has it.

Miami currently clings to the 8th and final playoff spot in the East, with a two-game edge over New Jersey and a three game edge over the Knicks.

NBA All-Star Break

And the winners are...

Haier Shooting Stars: Detroit's Chauncey Billups, Swin Cash, and Bill Laimbeer
Skills Challenge: DickWade (again)
Barkley v. Bavetta: Charles "Krispy Kreme" Barkley
3-point Shootout: Jason Kapono (ties the record)
Slam Dunk: Gerald Green

...And yes, Charles and Dick kissed.