Just a Jealous Fat Bastard

Shaq says the recent MVP awards are ‘tainted.’

‘I don't know what y'all vote for,' the Heat center says of the 'last four or five years.' Steve Nash can and does carry his team. Go on a diet, fatty, and perhaps you can, one day, carry your team and earn an MVP.

According to the BMI, you're the most obese player in the NBA. Fish-eyed fool betta recognize!

The Britney & Paris of the NBA

The Nugget Buddies

They stand the same...
with body ink, similar corn rows, matching headbands and arm socks.

They squat the same...
with body ink, similar corn rows, arm socks and matching headbands.

They remind us of that other stocking swapping duo.....
the ones with matching stockings, similar hair-dos, walking in-sync, holding hands.



Is this the beginning of a beautiful friendship - or something else?

Pictures supplied by mtoddl - thanks!

Not Possible!

Onion Sports is reporting that Scottie Pippen is ready to reclaim the title of the UGLIEST player in basketball. It's not possible as long as Mike Miller is still active.

My rant on dickwade, the wuss

If Dickwade is the great leader he claims himself to be - then where was his leadership last night when his team bowed to the Mavericks? Granted the poor fella dislocated his shoulder when he wasn't paying attention where he was going on the court, but he could have been there to guide "his" team. He could have hopped on that private jet once again and been there as a cheerleader. Put that frickin' arm in a sling and get your "leader" @$$ out there, dickwade, and show us what you're made of. Wait, you have - it's all about you. To hell with "your" team.

ha ha HA!

Uh oh. Setback #389 for the Miami Heat. Thanks to Shane Battier, the "leader" of the Heat (aka dickwade) went down with a dislocated shoulder. Looks like it's time for Shaq to get out of the "ease back into it" mode. It's time for Shaq to get into the "carry the damn team on his back" mode. I'm curious to see whether or not Shaq still has it.

Miami currently clings to the 8th and final playoff spot in the East, with a two-game edge over New Jersey and a three game edge over the Knicks.

Well DUH, T-Mac!

Props to T-Mac for admitting the obvious...

"Those guys are dirty," he said in Las Vegas. "For real. They are dirty players. They play the game the right way, but they have all the tricks. They get cheap shots in every now and then to just let you know that they're there and they're not going anywhere. And I respect that. That's why they're so good. They find a way."

Now....if I only knew which way he was looking...

Congrats Dirty Okra!

Congrats to Dirty Okra (aka Dirk Nowitzki and Mehmet Okur) for being chosen to attend the NBA Thug-Fest...er, All-Star game. It's nice to see a German and a Turk thrown into the "mix."